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I've got a catalog
I've got a catalog
I've got a catalog
Of failure
It's like a battle log
That I can rattle off
A fucking catalogue
Of failure
Everything I thought I'd be
Drowning right in front of me
Dubstep bumping in the trees
Nascar on the bar TV
Well none of the bands here play instruments
But at least I got this jacket and some meal tickets
I don't have a pillow but
My friends think I'm a superstar
Maybe one day this won't suck
Maybe one day this won't suck
I've been delusional
I've been delusional
I've been delusional
I'll get there
I've been through it all
I been to the wall
I've been delusional
I'll get there
Every time my head gets big
I play another shitty gig
Sound guy tells me
Fix your rig
Insults offered up like gifts
Well none of the bands here play instruments
But at least I got this jacket and some meal tickets
I don't have a pillow but
My friends think I'm a superstar
Maybe one day this won't suck
Maybe one day this won't suck
I've got memories
I've got memories
I've got memories
Of normal
It's like melodies
You can't let 'em leave
These memories
Of normal
Everything I used to hate
Drunken crowds and driving late
Selling CD's from my case
And yelling in some asshole's face
Crying 'cause I'm missing home
Sleeping in my car alone
Arguing to get my money
Feeling sad, performing funny
Haggling for meals and booze
Dodging predatory dudes
Sticky shoes in smelly bars
This fucking crazy life of ours
Now I want it back I said
Give me a shitty gig
Give me any bar at all
I'll play all god damn night for you all
Well none of the bands here play instruments
But at least we got each other and some news outlets
I don't have a strategy
'Cause I might not have an industry
Maybe one day this'll be another shitty memory
And maybe one day this won't suck
Maybe shit won't be so tough
Maybe one day is coming up
Maybe one day
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All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
I'm not talking anything crazy
I just wanna shed some belly fat and slim down
I'm doing this for me and I'm proud to say
Self love is making me feel this way
I need healthy habits and I really should
Eat more veggies and be more good
I'm aware that our society tricks healthy women into dieting
But that's not what this thing's about
See I just wanna look cuter when I'm going out
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
This isn't about looking good for a guy
It's that my belly makes a roll whenever I sit down
I just kinda think my face could look slimmer
I wanna have sex without turning down the dimmer
I owe it to myself to be the best I can be
And everybody knows that's about a size three
So all the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
My goals are extremely modest
I don't wanna be the sexiest girl in town
I know I'll never be as pretty as my friends
I know that the scrutiny never ends
But nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels
And I deserve to feel confident when I wear heels
So all the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
One, two, three, four
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
I’m still a feminist
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
It’s for health
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
All the other women should love their bodies
But I wanna lose five pounds
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We need a wall
Like we need a fucking nail in the eye
We need oil
Like we need all life on earth to die
We need war
Like we need to hear small children cry
We need a wall
We need a wall
We need a wall
Like we need a line of shit cocaine
We need prisons
Like humans need more pain
We need soldiers
Like the devil needs a name
We need a wall
We need a wall
Shoot them, stop them
We don't want them
We need safety
That's what we say
Hey
We need a wall
Like we need to get into a fight
We need more guns
Like we need some more bad news tonight
We need Wall Street
Like we need a crop of food with blight
We need a wall
We need a wall
Shoot them, stop them
We don't want them
We need safety
That's what we say
Hey hey
We need a wall
Tell them to stop and sign up on a list
Tell them we'll arrest them if they don't this
We got a wall we got guns if they misbehave
They gotta follow the rules or they'll be detained
But when they show up after cleaning up their clothes and shoes
Ready to cross got nothing to lose
We still throw them in a cell and feed them frozen food
For months and months there ain't shit they can do
What is the goal, what is it we fear
We say they don't have to go home but they can't stay here
Where will they go, what will they do
Join a gang, maybe, hate us too
Well then we'll need a wall
Like we'll need a spin on history
We'll need lies
Like we need to watch some more TV
We need ICE
Like we need more frightened families
We need a wall
We need a wall
We need a wall
If I hear that one more time
I'm gonna call
Out that god damned liar
We need to stand tall
This is bullshit and we know it
If he builds it I will blow it up
I don't care if you expose it
Walls aren't even walls at all
They're filters for the powerful
The ones who lose are vulnerable
Their pain is just unmeasurable
The National Emergency
Was made by our economy
I would trade every Nazi
For every single refugee
Every single refugee
Every single refugee
I would trade every Nazi
For every single refugee
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It's confusing being a boy
Wanting to fuck everything in sight, sometimes it's an inner fight
Yeah some girls
They'll play with your head
They'll say they want it one minute
Then change their minds when you're already in bed
It's not fair, no really it's such a tease
These girls need to learn to clearly express their wants and needs
They change their minds, so how's a guy to know
If she's playing games, or does "no" really mean "no"
Well if you're not sure it's not rape, don't do it
If it seems a little bit rapey, just don't do it
If you're not sure that it ain't
Leave your dick right next to your taint
Yeah, if you're not sure if it's rape then just don't do it
It's confusing being a bro
Girls can do whatever they want
They really run the show
They lead you on, and accept your drinks
Yeah, they're asking for it, then they act surprised
It happens more than you think
It's not fair, no really it's such a tease
These girls need to learn to clearly express their wants and needs
So hold a workshop, and teach these girls right now
How to say "no" 'cause clearly they don't know how
Well if you're not sure it's not rape, don't do it
If it seems a little bit rapey, just don't do it
If you're not sure that it ain't
Leave your dick right next to your taint
Yeah, if you're not sure if it's rape then just don't do it
If you're thinking that you wanna fuck someone
I ain't tryin' to ruin your fun
All that you gotta do is make sure they wanna fuck you back
Yeah make sure they wanna fuck you back
Yeah, make damn mothafuckin sure
They wanna fuck you back
Oh yeah you're lookin' for that eye contact
And that deliberate touch that wants you to touch back
Those sighs of pleasure, ooh, the release of tension
Because, you see, it's very important for me to mention that
Some women have internalized their sexual objectification
Which can sometimes lead to some bodily alienation
You add to that the likelihood of trauma, about one in three
And you got yourself what I would call a perfect recipe
For some fear and confusion, greetin' you in that bed
Suddenly you're an intrusion in their body and in their head
A freeze response is just one reason that women might not say "no"
So before you penetrate somebody else you should make sure fo sho
Yeah the rules are very simple, and this is how you play
Don't fuck someone who ain't on board 100% of the way
Now boys I know that things can be real hard for you too
Women lead you on sometimes, yes it's true
And being disappointed is never any fun
And sortin' these things out is easier said than done
Well I'm not trying to belittle it
Here's your small violin you can fiddle it
It's just fucking consent, so deal with it
Lesson Two will be how to find the clit
I'm sick and tired of having this basic conversations
but women are still being forced into sex all over the whole nation
And I'm tired, I’m tired
When will it end
Maybe they just don't see these wounds that won't mend
What will it take
To get this to change
I bear my soul and tell my story every fuckin' day
No means no is simple enough
But yes means yes is what we need more of
So if you're not sure it's not rape,
Ask how she’s feeling
If it seems a little bit rapey
Stop
Figure out what’s going on
If you're not sure it’s not rape
Leave your dick right next to your taint
Yeah if that girl is underage
Leave your dick right next to your taint
Yeah if she’s had six or seven beers
Leave your dick right next to your taint
Yeah if she's passed out on the fucking sofa
Leave your dick right next to your taint
Yeah, if you're not sure if it's rape then just don't do it
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It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes when they deserve to be called out
Yup
I'm an educated woman and I know my stuff
But I like my lovers with a little scruff
If I could take a pill that would remove this curse
I'd never talk to straight men 'cause they're the worst
Men kill people, men start wars
But at the same time they're totes adorbs
I worry fucking subjugators makes me a traitor
And then I get wet and decide to think about it later
It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes when they deserve to be called out
I'm not a man-hater I'm sad to say
Look, patriarchy is great for a lay
We can have a bunch of sex if we speak bluntly
We can have even more if we're quiet and hungry
I spend my days making life harder
For guys who don't acknowledge their inherent power
But night comes around and it’s time to relax
I'm sick of talking
I just want some ass
It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes when they deserve to be called out
My inner Steinem wants to object
But my inner broken hymen says he's so erect
I wanna write a think piece for Jezebel
About this problematic blowjob and my special place in hell
When it's all over it’s time to take stock
Were all these compromises worth five minutes of cock
I don't want to slut-shame anyone
But come on Rachel, what have you done
It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes
I really like having sex with dudes
Earlier today I had some sex with dudes
I yell and then I have sex with dudes
When they deserve to be called out
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Even when men seem cool, they’re not
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I’ve been looking all of my life
For that special someone
Who fits just right
I feel I deserve it
I’ve done a lot of therapy
It’s clear as day that this would work for me
I’ve thought it over
I’ve talked it through
I know what I’m looking for
There’s just one thing to do
I’ll tell my wife we need a unicorn
Unicorn unicorn
A unicorn in our lives
We need a unicorn unicorn unicorn
To help our sex life survive
It’ll be a dream
For everyone involved
Just us three
Writhing in a loving ball of kinky sex
That we’ll all be good at just cause there’s more of us it’ll improve
Yeah a writhing sweaty ball of sex that’s hot to look at
No one left out ‘cause we’re all in the groove
I’ve seen it work on tv
I’ve seen it work on tv
Come on baby work for me
Now my wife’s on board
Yes
And we’ve got our list
Of rules and attributes
And of course her politics, that’s very important to me
We’ll meet at poly happy hour
On Thursday at four
And when we meet her there
We’ll lay down the score
Yeah, cause you know, I don’t want just like any unicorn off the street, you know what I’m talking about
I want the best
I want the best, most seasoned, most attractive unicorn
That’s what I feel I deserve at this moment in my life
I want a girl who’s attracted to me and my wife
Equally so it works out fifty/fifty every time
Mentally stable but emotionally available
Good abs and able to fuck us for days
I want a girl who’s a gymnast, why not
She has her own amazing friends but she doesn’t date any of them
She finds our remarks extremely wise
Laughing at our jokes and saying: oh my god, you guys
If she volunteers with orphans that’s cool
Pursuing her PhD in global finance
Her sweat tastes like rainbows and her nipples are stars
We never have to argue she’s emotionally smart
We want a girl who’s available
Not next Wednesday, but like the Wednesday after that from like two to four thirty
And preferably somewhere in the Mission, ‘cause that’s where I work
But actually if she wanted to just meet me at work we could have like fifteen minutes of hangout time just getting to wherever it is we’re going
And when we spring it on her that New Year’s should really be just us
She’ll be like: totally, that's fine thanks for taking care of yourselves
And when we tell her that we feel that she hasn’t been putting in the work
She’ll be like: totally, you guys are everything to me
I get that your relationship is the focus here so I will do my best to adapt
Just please keep fucking me
And then we would
And now we’re seeking
The unicorn of our dreams
But we haven’t really been impressed with what we’ve seen
Just regular people
Everywhere we viewed
And all the poly message boards have frankly been rude
They call us rookies
They call us naive
I think they’re just jealous, they don’t like what they see
They don’t want us to have our
Unicorn unicorn unicorn
A unicorn all our own
They want to hide us from their
Unicorns unicorns unicorns
But we want one that we can bring home
It’ll be a dream
Stroking her unicorn hair
She’ll sleep in the guest room
‘Cause she knows it’s hard to sleep when she’s there
She’ll be the best sex toy, I mean person, that we’ve used
I mean been with, I mean it’ll be great
We can show her off when we’re in the right context
And then when we’re not we’ll just have sex and skip the date
I’ve seen it work on TV, I’ve seen it work on TV
Come on baby work for me
And be my unicorn
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Fuck 69 (Live Version)
02:55
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Love of mine
I think it's time
We've been comfortable for quite a while
Now you is fine
And I don't whine
But hittin' the sack can often lack an element of surprise
My self-help books and Oprah, too
Say I should be making better love to you
My women's groups and my guru
Talk about the levels we could get into
I'm sick of making love the way that we made babies
Don't be lazy
Let's get crazy
Oooooh, let's try 69
Yeah, baby, let’s do it
So I lie down, is that it
And then you lie down, and I don’t
Where are my feet supposed to go
I'm up against a wall
Alright so then I guess you scoot down
That’ll work
And then I sit down
Ok
Ow! Why'd you bite me
What the fuck
I"m doing this for you, I hope you know
Not every woman would expose herself so
Are we doing it yet? Did it start
Honestly I'm kinda scared that I might fart
Where's your hard on
Where'd it go
Geez, what the hell am I supposed to blow
Ooooh, let's try 69
We’re doing it
Is this how it's supposed to feel?
Honestly I'm insecure and mad
Maybe I don't need nothing new
You like fucking me, and I like fucking you
It's such a tease, my clit's turned purple
No one's satisfied in a massage circle
No one can relax
It’s fucking true, I hate massage circles
I just want your dick inside me and your eyes on mine
Just like every lay we've had
Fuck 69
So fuck me hard, and fuck me deep
Grab my ass and then give my tits a squeeze
Kiss me deeply
And pull my hair
I won't cum 'til you do babe,
Hey, it's only fair
Now honestly you just can't beat
Banging 'til you're cummin' simultaneously
Belly to belly and face to face
Dick to pussy everything in its place
Missionary always does the trick
I'm a vanilla chick who likes fuckin' dick
Ooooh, fuck 69
Ooooh, fuck 69
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11. |
Here's a New Tune
00:30
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I'm sorry I scheduled more time with my other boyfriend
He seemed less complicated 'cause
He's new
But then I got to know him
And he's complicated too
And now I wanna spend more time with
You
With you, with you, with you, with you
When everything goes crazy
Well I need your lovin' baby
Yeah you, yeah you
Well I noticed you scheduled more time with your other girlfriend
Which seemed less complicated 'cause she's free
But now you're all booked up
And I'm struggling to see
When exactly you'll find time for me
For me, for me, for me, for me
Well I'm just feelin' lately
Like everything’s gone crazy
For me, for me
There's only just so many
Fuckin' hours in a day
Sometimes I wish for more
Sometimes for less
And others have ideas as well
About whether I am juggling well
But most the time it just feels like a mess
A mess, a mess, oh bless this mess I guess
Oh everytime I let myself be loved it's like a cry for help
I guess, I guess
Well it's tragic I didn't plan out my life in accordance
With what other people need to feel secure
So I just fuck up
And so do they
And I suppose we'll find a way
To share this life while cutting down on pain
Pain, pain, pain, pain
All the pain we're feelin' is fine if we are healing
But baby are we healin' or are just
Revealing our pain, our pain
Sometimes I get to thinking
I should give up loving humans
It seems less complicated when they're gone
And if I ever got lonely
I'd just make a date with parts of me
Who used to treat me quite badly
But who I've come to like lately
That's me, me
That’s me, me
Oh I'm just out here dealin'
While the world keeps throwin' feelings
At me, at me, at me, at me, at me
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I've got a lot of fear inside
I get upset and full of pride
I know you've got things to say
That could make the pain go away
But baby, that won't do
I don't want soothing
I wanna feel this feeling through
Spare your advice for me
I don't want no remedy
There's comfort in your certainty
So don't wait anymore
Shut up and hit me
Shut up and hit me
Shut up and hit me, hit me, hit me
Shut up and hit me, hit me, hit me
I have wounds that feel exactly right
And I have dreams that keep me up at night
And I have screams that shatter anything polite
And I have faults that challenge this to be alright
But baby, let it out
I don't want kindness
I wanna freak the neighbors out
Spare your advice for me
I don't want no remedy
There's comfort in your certainty
So don't wait anymore
Shut up and hit me
Shut up and hit me
Shut up and hit me, hit me, hit me
Shut up and hit me, hit me, hit me
Da da da da da oh
Da da da da
Shut up and hit me, hit me, hit me
Shut up and hit me, hit me, hit me
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We sure had a damn good run
We grew together, we had fun
Wouldn’t trade one day we had
For a now that feels less sad
But I guess we’re done trying
It’s time to go
And I guess I’m done lying
To myself and I know
We are not failing
We’re just ready to move on
We’re gonna end this way we’ve been
And then we can begin
To learn who we’ve become
Because we shared this time
We have to change
So we can grow into
The people we want to
And maybe love again
Speaking up can be so hard
I wanted you to play a part
But when the story is all mine
It’s not fair to give you lines
So I guess I need my own time
To focus on me
And maybe I can learn why
It’s so hard to be
Feeling safe inside my body
I need to not please anybody
We’re gonna end this way we’ve been
And then we can begin
To learn who we’ve become
Because we shared this time
We have to change
So we can grow into
The people we want to
One day we’ll love again
And whoever else comes next
They’ll have you to thank
For who I am
For who I am
For who I am
For who I am
Oh, oh
For who I am
Oh, oh
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I wanna write a song that changes everything
And I wanna make it so simple that every single person in the world can sing
And I wanna write a song that manages to change everything
And if it makes it to the top
Then I’ll know I shouldn’t stop
What good is this piano
If I can’t write
If I can’t write
What good is this piano
If I can’t write
If I can’t write
I wanna write a song that changes everything
And I wanna end all the drama and storms that we just seem to keep on weathering
And I wanna write a song that manages to change everything
By the time we find our sound
Will we all still be around
What good is this piano
If I can’t write
If I can’t write
What good is this piano
If I can’t write
If I can’t write
I wanna write a song that shows them everything
All the powerful moments and gifts that their amazing little life will bring
And I wanna write song that manages to capture everything
And if I sing it to them well
Then they’ll ask for more cowbell
How good is this when we know
That you’re by my side
Just look at the sky
With you, I’m me
With you, I’m me
We’re home
If you ever get confused
If you ever get confused
I wanna write a song
That changes everything
And I’ll be right by your side to guide you home
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You squeeze
Into your jeans
Kiss me on the cheek as you leave
It's always fun, ‘til it's all done
And I still feel like I want something more
I want something deep
I want something nobody else ever sees
I want to touch you there
And I really don't mind the hair
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
I know it's scary
And sometimes hairy
But I want to know you, Jerry
For what are we waiting
Why bother dating
You only live once so let's stop hesitating
I get that you fear it might make you queer
But wouldn't that news be useful to hear
C'mon lemme see 'em
Your cheeks and your perineum
That cute little starfish, your scrotum and lingam
Give ‘em a wash, rinse and repeat
An enema is better than the risk of disease, that's true
Now you're feeling hot
So fresh and so clean
Give me a taste of those fresh salad greens
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
Just 'cause you're straight
Don't mean you got no prostate
Babe that wasn't no mistake when I slipped onto your taint
Let me in
It ain't no sin
Yeah, that freaky little pink
I wanna get kinky in the stink
Don't bother trimmin'
Don't mind the linens
I'll be winnin'
I'm gonna be rimmin' you
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
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18. |
We've Got One Song Left
00:11
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19. |
Picard (Live Version)
04:40
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There's a disturbance in my lower quadrant
Take me like Riker took Soren
late in the fifth season when the writers were experimenting
Please, Commander, say: Engage
I'm more than happy to arrange
An evening on the Holodeck
I'd love to know what you would pick
I look up at the stars
I see a love that could be ours
Aboard the Enterprise
Your sleek, bald head between my thighs
You're not a fan of romance
But, come on, just give me a chance
Show my your Captain's log
I'm more turned on than Daimon Tog
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I love you so
Picard I wanna get you hard
I wanna make it so
Well, I know you've got this thing with Crusher
But luckily, I crushed her
My phaser wasn't set to kill
I just stunned the bitch so she'd be still
I'm multiplexing an array
To show you just what course to lay
Assimilate me
Let's just do this
God you're hot when you're Locutus
Your dick is the final frontier
So make your orders crystal clear
I'm not a Betazoid
But I can sense that you'd enjoy
Making me your number one
Come on, Jean Luc, let's have some fun
Your artificial heart would melt
If you'd just play your part
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I love you so
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I wanna make it so
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
Out there in outer space
I want to sit on your face
Even back on Earth
I've heard stories of your girth
It doesn't take Guinan to see
That you were meant for me
I promise nobody will know
So please say you'll make it so
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I love you so
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I wanna make it so
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20. |
Encore Speech
01:14
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Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed and it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me to hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a girl, oh, little old me
Well, don't let me out of your sight
Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights
Oh, I've had it up to here
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons for me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
It's all those little things that I fear
'Cause I'm just a girl, I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive late at night
Oh, I'm just a girl, guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes
Oh, I'm just a girl, take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh, I've had it up to here
Oh, am I making myself clear
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world
That's all that you'll let me be
Oh, I'm just a girl, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome
Oh, I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to is making me numb
Oh, I'm just a girl, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
Oh, I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum, there's no comparison
Oh, I've had it up to
Oh, I've had it up to
Oh, I've had it up to here
Oh, I've had it up to
Oh, I've had it up to
Oh, I've had it up to here
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Rachel Lark San Francisco, California
💕🔥songwriter and love critic🔥💕
creator of Coming Soon: A New Rock Musical
