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You say I'm not your type
Well I guess you can't change what you like
But if what you like is what society likes
and society is sick
Then maybe you're a dick
I'm not sure what you mean by "chill"
I party, do drugs, and I'm on the pill
But I've been noticing that you're kinda preferential
for the meek and the skinny and the deferential
Hey, your liberal arts degree
ain't reflected in your browser history
Hey you, "cultured guy"
You like it when they listen, not when they reply
Hey you, I'm not crazy
You just kinda hate girls, a little
Spittin' on your hand is not foreplay
I guess no one told you we get wet another way
I get that you're deterred by my pussy being hairy
But I went through puberty and lookin' 12 is kinda scary
You say it is the condom, but it is my self-esteem
My eagerness for sex, and my demands for clarity
Whatever it is that's killing your boner
Just eat my fuckin' pussy you misogynistic stoner
Hey, your liberal arts degree
ain't reflected in your browser history
Hey you, "cultured guy"
You like it when they listen, not when they reply
Hey you, I'm not crazy
You just kinda hate girls, a little
Yeah, you think abortions are great and you'd even pay for half
And you won't be intimidated when a woman buys your gas
But think about what you're perpetuating
When you say I'm not right for actual dating
You've left me with a very awkward choice
I can only shine so bright if I want a boy!
Hey, your liberal arts degree
ain't reflected in your browser history
Hey you, "cultured guy"
You like it when they listen, not when they reply
Hey you, I'm not crazy
You just kinda hate girls, a little
credits
from Vagenius,
released October 6, 2015
Lyrics by Rachel Lark & Kate Willett
Music by Rachel Lark
supported by 4 fans who also own “You Kinda Hate Girls”
Just the right mix of geeky and emotional and sardonic. I'm really starting to believe that every member of this, the only supergroup I'll really ever need in my life can do no wrong. I'm just glad I'm not the only one with a bit of a crush on Nicola Tesla... eforenigma
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Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
This dry, wry, gently absurdist comedian's first album is the inaugural release for Tig Notaro's new label, Bentzen Ball Records. Bandcamp New & Notable Jul 13, 2016