You Only Live Once (The Asshole Song)

from Vagenius by Rachel Lark

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lyrics

You squeeze
into your jeans
Kiss me on the cheek as you leave
It's always fun, til it's all done
And I still feel like I want something more
I want something deep
I want something nobody else ever sees
I want to touch you there
And I really don't mind the hair

You only live once so let me lick your asshole

I know it's scary
and sometimes hairy
But I want to know you, Jerry
For what are we waiting?
Why bother dating?
You only live once so let's stop hesitating
I get that you fear it might make you queer
But wouldn't that news be useful to hear?
C'mon lemme see 'em!
Your cheeks and your perineum
That cute little starfish, your scrotum and lingam,

Give it a wash, rinse and repeat
An enema is better than the risk of disease (that's true)
Now you're feeling hot
So fresh and so clean
Give me a taste of those fresh salad greens!

You only live once so let me lick your asshole

Just 'cause you're straight
Don't mean you got no prostate
Babe that wasn't no mistake when I slipped onto your taint
Let me in!
It ain't no sin!
Yeah, that freaky little pink
I wanna get kinky in the stink
Don't bother trimmin'
Don't mind the linens
I'll be winnin'
I'm gonna be rimmin' YOUUUUUUUU!

You only live once so let me lick your asshole

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from Vagenius, released October 6, 2015

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