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I’ve got a special date tonight
Everything has gotta be just right ‘cause
It’s my last chance, you see
Tomorrow he moves to Italy
So I got my favorite scarf and I got my favorite hat
Got all jewelry, did my makeup like a cat
I got my favorite bra and I got my favorite tee
Oh shit, I see there’s blood on my panties
What the fuck do I do?
To cancel would just be rude
But shit, he’s just a dude
And there’s no way he’d be that down
Or, maybe he would, but what’s at stake right now
is he might not wanna, and the thing is I gotta
He’s hotter than Madonna and a lot less drama
Maybe it is still a go, and just doesn’t have to know
No harm, no foul, that’s why God made towels
So I turned the lights down and he still went down
He didn’t even know that his face was all brown
He said, “Girl, you taste good. Girl, you taste sweet.”
I said, “You do it right you’ll get a monthly treat.”
‘Cause just like steak pussy tastes better when it’s warm, bloody, and tender
oooo, ooooo, warm, bloody and tender
oooo, ooooo, warm, bloody, and te-e-nder
While I kept the lights low
I said, “Just so you know, I’m wetter than most”
He said, “Yeah, I noticed. And if you’re into it how about a fist?”
I said, “Why not?” though I never had before
If my pussy won’t clot, it might as well be sore
I started screaming and begging for more
It was a scene of blood and gore
After a few hours we showered, also in the dark
He said that he’d think of me when he moved to Italy
He said for some reason that he couldn’t explain,
he’d been unleashed in a whole new way
He picked me up and said “Let’s go again!”
then he turned on the lights and he saw the stains
He didn’t turn the lights down and he still went down
He didn’t even care that his face was all brown
He said, “Girl, you taste good. Girl, you taste sweet.”
I said, “You do it right you’ll get a monthly treat.”
‘Cause just like steak pussy tastes better when it’s warm, bloody, and tender
credits
released August 27, 2015
Produced by Jake Wood
Lyrics & song by Rachel Lark
Arrangement by Jake Wood
Drums, electric ukulele, and percussion by Jake Wood
Bass by Ryan Lukas
Ukulele & Vocals by Rachel lark
supported by 4 fans who also own “Warm, Bloody, and Tender”
Just the right mix of geeky and emotional and sardonic. I'm really starting to believe that every member of this, the only supergroup I'll really ever need in my life can do no wrong. I'm just glad I'm not the only one with a bit of a crush on Nicola Tesla... eforenigma
supported by 4 fans who also own “Warm, Bloody, and Tender”
Spooky as HELL AND LOVING IT
And I love that they included different actors playing the poor doomed intern...It just comes to show how the very same script is unique in every performance and every single person on the role MarlaHectic
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
supported by 4 fans who also own “Warm, Bloody, and Tender”
Despite following tMG since 1996, the full impact of this devastating album was delayed for me - but when it did hit its power knocked me over. Dozens of listens later and I’m still uncovering nuances I’d missed, noticing sumptuous (dare I say!) turns of phrase, and finding excuses to play it yet again - the dishes, a walk - so that I can marinate in the big questions it asks, the small comforts it offers, and the redemption it promises to those who listen closely. Stunning across the board. erinmack