Sister Flora's Anthem

from Vagenius by Rachel Lark

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All of my life I’ve been searching for a path that allows me to be
Having a shit ton of fun while disrupting the patriarchy
And last night I heard a story that made my cisgendered heart pound
and wish that I had a magnificent cock
instead of a furry mound

I wanna be a gay man
on the west coast
I can honestly say it would be better that way for most
So let’s all be gay men
on the west coast
Having orgies together in the nice, warm weather
with the fanciest leather
Sister Flora will be our host

I wanna be slutty like it’s political
and funny like it’s my job
I wanna be bangin’ nice young men with good hygiene
instead of some bro-y slob
I wanna be hungry for dick and say so
and make everyone laugh with delight
I wanna be sexy as hell
and horny as well
and quenching my appetite

I wanna be a gay man
on the west coast
I can honestly say it would be better that way for most
So let’s all be gay men
on the west coast
Having orgies together in the nice, warm weather
with the fanciest leather
Sister Flora will be our host

I wanna be normal for having orgies
and radical for having kids
I wanna be edgy for wearing makeup and sporting massive, gorgeous tits
I wanna be tough and strong
as fake nails are long
and militantly fun
I want to avoid the fate of the boring and straight
and I bet I’m not the only one who wants to be a

gay man
on the west coast
I can honestly say it would be better that way for most
So let’s all be gay men
on the west coast
Having orgies together in the nice, warm weather
with the fanciest leather
Sister Flora will be our host

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from Vagenius, released October 6, 2015

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